20-11-09, 07:31
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Innocent Passenger Gets Arrested at Airport for his Name
Customs Official : ‘May I know your name?’
Passenger : ‘Batman’ Customs Official : ‘What’s your name!?’ Passenger : ‘My name is Bat-man’ Customs Official : ‘Trying to be funny!? What’s your surname?’ Passenger : ‘Super-man’ Customs Official : ‘So you’re telling me your name is Batman Superman?’ Passenger : ‘Yes’ Customs Official : ‘Arrest this guy… When they had him in custody — he was asked to show his identification card: 
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20-11-09, 11:44
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i don't understand :P
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20-11-09, 15:11
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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
Paddys wife goes to the doctor complaining that after 10 years of marrage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax a use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, his mate agreed but still she didnt orgasm. Next day the wife asked Paddy if they could swap over? And so Paddys mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing sex she'd ever had she came 3 times!!! Paddy looked at his mate and said....."Now that my old son is how to wave a fucking towel" Why are parking spaces like girls at parties? If you get there late all the best ones are taken, so when no ones looking you stick it in the disabled one! 
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20-11-09, 15:21
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roflmao hag. awesome xD
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25-11-09, 15:44
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I have one more
 Jack was dying. His wife Becky was by his bedside. "Becky" he said in a tired voice. "Theres something I must confess." "Shhh. There's nothing to confess. Everythings alright." "No, I must die in peace. I shagged your sister, your best friend and your mother!" "I know," whispered Becky, "That's why I poisoned you, you cunt! Now close your eyes!"
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25-11-09, 15:55
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lol not bad
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