Pewpew is now offline

pewpew · #1 (**permalink**) 24-05-09, 11:39

ok guys im moving house on wednesday so i wont be on for awhile after then. Im also going to be changing my internet provider hopefully it will get rid of those red lines that sander and volume have heared me moan about for months. Im not sure how long exactly it will take to get shit together but i dont think any longer than 2 weeks. will miss you all!!!!!

-Sir Pewpew of Scotland

P.S. Me being offline for more than 12 hours deserves its own thread imo.

Ray · #2 (**permalink**) 24-05-09, 12:07

Miss you <3

Haggis · #3 (**permalink**) 24-05-09, 12:39

Hurry back man, we all know you couldnt possibly live without internet for very long anyway, what the hell you gona do instead?

pewpew · #4 (**permalink**) 24-05-09, 13:54

try and put myself into a coma to make it go in faster

Do_it_ · #5 (**permalink**) 24-05-09, 14:04

PewPew and yours trully went clubbing last night to get ready for 12 hours of non gaming activities...
As you all know Pew, he had to do something outrages!!! When we got to the 1st club the bouncer wouldn't let us in because Pew seemed to be to nervous and exited so he was affraid that Pew might do something crazy.

Moving on the the 2nd club...

This time Pew had time to calm down because I let him see youtube videos of Team Fortress 2....So we went in, had a couple of drinks, witnessed Pew doing some crazy 360º jumps while pointing at people and them the shit started to go down...PEW HAD TAKEN - E -

TanTanTan....

He was doing strafe jumps from the speakers to the mix table, teabaging people (men and women), shouting "PEW PEW, you die HA HA HA" and then he did the most umbeliveble thing i've ever seen....
He stops...His eyeballs started to get tiny..He started to sniff heavly...Suddently he rushes to the bar, crouching and jumping really fast....He stops in front of a girl...
He goes into his backpocket, everyone started to get scared and shouting. the cops were on their way, I couldn't do nothing (Have a reputation to maintain so fuck him loool)..He pulls out a piece of paper with some images and shows that to the girl while saying:

"Hey BABIE look at that, 42 kills to 5 deaths on friging showdown...I'm hot and juice, my right hand does wonders and my trigger finger is so fast I can shoot 5 people in 2 seconds" ......

End of Story

P.S. True story!!!
P.S.S That was the last time I went out with him!!
P.S.S.S He actually got laid that night ROLF