Funny story thread.

[Haggis]

Right i'm suppose to be revising and basically all day ive been distracting myself So i thought id start a thread where pep can tell us a funny story they may have experienced or heard in there lifetime. K, heres one that a Mr Steven Goddard told me:

There was a lil girl called Jodie about 8 years old and she once had a lil pet hamster that she loved and adored with all her heart. She use to play with her hamster (dont know its name) all the time and one day she decided to take it to the park for a lil day trip out of the house. Once arriving at the park (my local park as a kid) she thought it would be fun for snuckums (the name ive just decided to give the hamster) to have a ride down the big slide. She climbed all the way to the top and let snuckums take a ride down. She was so happy and smiling at the thought her hamster was having so much fun, but upon arrivale at the bottom of the slide she found that snuckums hadnt had fun at all, infact, he was dead due to the complete shock that Jodie had put him through.
LMFAO, how funny is that. I wish i was there and saw the look on her face when she picked up snuckums followed by the words:

'Snuckums......snuckums......O no snuckums'

before running home crying her eyes out. lmao. It makes me laugh every time i hear it. Perhaps its funnier for me cz i actually know this person, but who knows, you may have a chuckle too.

More funny stories plz. Forums been dead lately. lets have a laugh

[Micro]

:CORE:. Micro: im such a twat
.:CORE:.Haggis: y whats happened?
.:CORE:.Haggis: hey btw*
.:CORE:. Micro: i was stiing in my car waiting for the last song to finish and i was looking around then i wonderd if there was anywere that i would be able to plub my ipod into
.:CORE:.Haggis: right
.:CORE:. Micro: then i rememberd that my dad pluged somthing into the wee bit were u can put cigs in so i opened it up
.:CORE:. Micro: but i havent ever used one of them before
.:CORE:.Haggis: right
.:CORE:. Micro: so when i opend it up and took the top bit out i touched the bottem of the bit that comes out with my thumb and it fucking burned my thumb
.:CORE:.Haggis: lmfao
.:CORE:. Micro: so i got lots of circles on my thumb now
.:CORE:.Haggis: lol

[French]

omfg micro i did EXACTLY the same thing when i was a kid... but I was just testing how hot it was rofl

[Micro]

no one ever mentioned to me what the damn thing done

[Goddard]

Lmaoo