In a statement made by an absolute retard earlier on today, highlighting either the mass failure of a company to continually support their dedicated fanbase, or the more probable assertion of dominance by a select few trying to reign upon a community of
individuals, WOGL CEO oL (whose real name, due to the woes of insignificance, escapes me at the moment) had to say:
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Originally Posted by -oL
I am closing WOGL Combat Arms until further notice.
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oL has been known to repeatedly close leagues with little to no notice given in prior. The last time such an event occurred was last Tuesday on his privately run golf course, where due to a kid dropping an ice cream cone in a water hazard, a tournament was halted right between the third and fourth holes. Surprisingly enough, the Combat Arms league was also shot dead in its tracks between the third and fourth weeks of competition. Skeptics have pointed out that this is no mere coincidence, and that the inherent genetic mid-life crisis that all humans face at one point,
could be the cause of this unfortunate turn of events. Ladies and gentlemen, it is clear oL has trouble moving on from the third decade, to the fourth, in his life.
For the record: I've had it with WOGL's bullshit. You all can go back to it when they decide to act like a league instead of a high school prom coordination board.